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[alienation]

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[alienation]

Would it surprise you to find out he's the one behind "Muffinhead"?

[markofkaine]

at this point i'm resigned to not understand a single goddamn thing that comes out his mouth

[alienation]

It must have been quite a headache if you're sending me a message. Tell me how he's wronged you.

[markofkaine]

funny story
he came over talking about an alliance
that apparently you proposed

[alienation]

[ he loves when people exceed his expectations. ]

He must have gotten creative, but I suppose that was the gist of it. At first, I simply decided to report that I would be helping you, and that I thought you were a reliable person.

[markofkaine]

"reliable"



by the way, it's probably obvious, but i'm not a man eating spider anymore

[alienation]

I was too shocked by you using your "phone" at all to comment on that. My apologies. I'm quite glad you're doing better now.

[markofkaine]

wow. i know how to use phones?

[alienation]

Of course you do.

But I did expect to eventually find you on a wall in some dark corner, after wondering if I was being watched for an hour, rather than this. I appreciate your brevity.

[markofkaine]

...

you suck



but i'm glad you're ok

[alienation]

I must reciprocate the sentiment to you. You were somewhat crisp, the last I saw you.

[markofkaine]

well the guy i ate shot lightning

how is he doing?

[alienation]

If we put aside his slight obsession with the concepts of mortality, he seems to be pulling himself together. I tasked him with something and it seems to have helped.

[markofkaine]

ok

you're probably going to tell me stalking him is a bad idea

[alienation]

[ there's like five minutes of silence as he just stares at this. why. why is this the solution. ]

I would strongly advise against it, yes.

[markofkaine]

fine

guess i'll just leave him alone

...

[alienation]

At least give him a day or two to recover before you start stalking him.

[markofkaine]

buzzkill

[alienation]

You've already started stalking him, haven't you.

[markofkaine]

no?

my suit was shredded in the gruesome murder

[alienation]

What a tragic turn of events. But most people don't have invisibility powers and still manage to be apt stalkers.

[markofkaine]

i wonder if i can get spiders from the suggestion box...

[alienation]

There's a feline in the library. So there is a way to bring in animals of some kind.

[markofkaine]

great

i'm getting spiders

[alienation]

[ what have i done. ]

Of course you are. You'll let me know if you manage it, yes?