[ He moves his cute breakfast aside and leans in, closing his eyes. And when he presses his lips to him, the difference, the weirdness, is immediately apparent.
For one, his (which his? yes) lips are softer. It doesn't so much feel like he's kissing himself, when he isn't looking himself in the eye, but it feels like he's kissing someone else and that someone else, he unfortunately knows, is his own face. At least at first. It's only been a hot second. ]
[On Kaine's end, he's kissing anyone different, but - he's not using his own mouth to do it. It's like puppeting a mouth that he's unused to. This alien tongue, these teeth-- POINTY teeth! What kind of fresh disassociation is this
The kiss only lasts a beat before he pulls away, trying not to cringe and failing.]
My darling, it would not surprise me to hear you say "I have a photograph of him, and I sometimes brood over it, or throw knives at it, and sometimes both at once."
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And you say you're never a gentleman.
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No... I just want things to be fair.
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I mean...
[YES, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME]
I think you're owed more happiness than you got over 10,000 years.
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You must not realize just how much comfort and joy your love brings me already.
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Even if I were being real damn self-important, I don't think I make up for ten millennia.
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I know you can. But you still deserve more small comforts.
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Well... I would be a liar if I said I didn't enjoy being tended to. You only need not be so concerned with how fair it may be.
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[Looks down at their hands...]
I guess. ...I do like seeing you happy.
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[ wild how it works. ]
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Nice knowing I'm doing something right. Horrific trials aside.
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You're doing wonderfully. Thank you, Kaine.
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...
It's probably too weird to kiss you like this, isn't it.
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... no it's still weirder. ]
Come here.
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[I MEAN OK... he looks unsure as he leans in]
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For one, his (which his? yes) lips are softer. It doesn't so much feel like he's kissing himself, when he isn't looking himself in the eye, but it feels like he's kissing someone else and that someone else, he unfortunately knows, is his own face. At least at first. It's only been a hot second. ]
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[On Kaine's end, he's kissing anyone different, but - he's not using his own mouth to do it. It's like puppeting a mouth that he's unused to. This alien tongue, these teeth-- POINTY teeth! What kind of fresh disassociation is this
The kiss only lasts a beat before he pulls away, trying not to cringe and failing.]
Nope! That's-- too ☠️☠️☠️☠️ weird!
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Kaine's reaction is, at least, enough to stifle the weirdness enough for him to chuckle. ]
I vastly prefer your own face, also.
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I wonder...
[HRM. Thinking face.]
Changing into someone who's not here should be possible, right? I just-- can't figure it out.
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You wouldn't happen to have a photograph of him, would you?
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Why would I keep a photograph of him.
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...Okay, I deserved that.
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My other thought is that perhaps you'd have to buy that specific power as well. It does seem like the "next level".
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